Yes, I’ve spent three semesters learning French in a rigorous academic setting here in Paris, but there are still those moments when I just have to fake it … like hanging out last night in a bar with French college students, or sitting around the dinner table with my French family, or taking an oral exam. Truth be told, I understand what they’re saying to me SO much less than they think I do, but I put on a good act!
So, go pour a glass of red, grab that baguette, sit back, and enjoy this little gem a friend found on the Internet:
And don’t worry if you can’t quite make out what she’s saying about Americans in Step Four. You don’t really have to understand it—just shake your head and cuss a little!
© 2012 Samuel Michael Bell, all rights reserved (not the video, of course … if only I were so talented)